March 2012
147 posts
Boy, 14, shoots his mother dead as she slept after...
nigerianscams:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2107504/Joshua-Smith-14-shoots-mother-Tamiko-Robinson-death-slept.html
what in the actual fuck?
Sure as hell ain’t gettin’ into that gang now.
February 2012
136 posts
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Decided on who I’ll ask to prom.
My school was #1 on Sportscenter's Top 10 this...
No big deal.
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Senior Scheduling this friday
I’m debating on whether I should take AP Chem, Honors Anatomy, or Physics for my science class next year.
I’ve taken a class kind of like Honors Anatomy already, but Honors Anatomy will go more in depth. Took Honors Chem my sophomore year and it was aight.
Thoughts?
zsram:
There will never be a shortage of pretty women. That will never happen.
However, I’m convinced we are already deep in a shortage of women who are pretty AND who don’t think 2 + 2 = 22.
I'm so tired
arianalyngleckman:
All I want to do is sleep and eat…… #junioritis
The struggle is too real
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All I have to say about XXL's Freshman 2012 list...
I swear, jollof rice has some mystical powers.
In AP Bio on Friday, I learned that female...
We just have not been on the same page as of late.
A kì í dá ẹrù ikùn pa orí.
One does not weigh the head down with a load that...
– Yoruba Proverb (via bdizzo)
ọ̀kọ̀ọ̀kan a máa bọ́ sóun lẹ́nu
spinningwheelss:
Meaning: When one does what one is a true expert at doing, it seems like performing magic.
Only a fool tests the depth of the water with both feet.
– African proverb (via eedyeh)
Describe me in one word on anonymous.
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If the drumbeat changes, the dance must also change.
– Hausa Proverb (via dynamicafrica)
Mom: *calls my name*
Me: *closes computer, gets up, opens door, walks downstairs, jumps through hoop of fire, fights muhammad ali in his prime, wrestles a bear, out runs usain bolt, climbs mount everest*
Mom: Hand me that thing literally 5 feet from where I'm sitting.
Me: