January 2012
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As I'm gearing up for the coming year...
I’m not making any promises entering this year because they tend to end up being broken. Whatever happens, happens and I’ll roll with the punches as they come. I suppose I’ll just continue to try and better myself as a person and keep crankin’ out these A’s in school. Rather than worrying about what mistakes I might make in the coming year, I’ll just try to make...
December 2011
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The only way to win when an African parent is...
cocastaysreal:
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cocastaysreal:
while they’re expecting you to be like this.
Don’t give them the satisfaction, their surprise and confusion from them will be worth it.
This is why african kids are the worst people to fight. Because they’ve been beat all their lives, punching them would be like a slap on the wrist lol.
lol this is a bit of a throwback
flatlining:
i really love my mom
If you have to ask others about what tattoo you...
truthology:
Then you really shouldn’t be thinking about getting one.
2011 is almost over, anything you need to get off... →
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siodoilvero:
It seems like Nigerian mothers are the hardest to get to. I know this statement is biased and I really don’t give a fuck.
They’re as stubborn as mules but if you bitch enough and frustrate them, you will get your way. You might suffer a couple of bruises and broken teeth in the process because she will knock the shit out of you but that’s the price of freedom.
Texting is only effective when you're texting...
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I know I'm a little early but...
E wa e wo lo to, layo ati segun. Wa ka lo, wa ka lo si Bethlehem. Wa n’lo wo-o, awon oba angel. E wa ka loju ba re, e wa ka loju ba re, e wa ka loju ba Christ Oluwa.
Merry Christmas everyone.
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Free education my ass.
Wow, I’m gonna need so many scholarships to pay for college it’s not even funny. I need a fucking job too.
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So I’m at the Macy’s in Castleton Square, and I just witnessed two elderly ladies fight over a cardigan. Most likely to be a Christmas gift for their husbands.
Those are the holidays at its finest ladies and gentlemen.
Girl: I'd rather be called beautiful than sexy
Guy: You’re beautiful
Girl: No I’m not
Guy:
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I told my oyibo coworker that I was eating Gari and she called police on me for...
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I thought todays finals would be hard.
theresnotenoughloveforme:
Not even impressed hahahahah, so easy!
Hahaha I felt same way, but I’m not calling anything till the grades show up on skyward.
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So Kim Jong Il is dead. Hopefully his son isn't as...